C: I dreamed all night dementors were coming for me-- I swear I saw them in my bedroom
H: And what is that?
C: Harry Potter villains, these horribly creepy waifish undead that kiss you and suck out your soul.
H: Great line.
C: They are 7 ft. tall and have rotting hands and no faces and black billowy robes and I think they may be real. hahaha!
H: Suck out my soul.
C: I already did that.
But at least you left me alive.
We barely got out alive
--the both of us.
H: Alive is alive.