"Because if smart women who know how smart they are intimidate men (and they do), and beautiful women who know how beautiful they are intimidate men (and they do), there is, logically, nothing more intimidating than a woman who is fully aware that she is both smart and beautiful. I mean, maybe a room full of tigers with machine guns! That could be scarier! Or, a smart and beautiful lady who makes jokes." -Tigerbeatdown.com
A Joke I Ran Across Online:
ReplyDeleteQuestion: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
Answer: To put out fires.
Question: Why do elephants have flat feet?
Answer: To stomp out flaming ducks.
Tell that one to Shai. He'll love it.
I will tell it to Shai immediately.
ReplyDeleteHere's is the Melissa Jackson trademark joke:
Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree?
Because he was stapled to the squirrel.
Finis.
My new favorite joke is that.
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